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Jan 07 2017

A Holiday Road Trip?

Author: Karan Gleddie • Discussion: 6 Comments

A Holiday Road Trip?

While on a road trip, an elderly couple stopped at the roadside restaurant for lunch. After finishing their meal, they resumed their trip.

Unknowin couple-1002 gly, the woman left her glasses on the table and didn’t miss them until they had been driving about twenty minutes.

By then, to add to the aggravation, they had to travel quite a distance before finding a place to turn around.

All the way back, the husband fussed and complained and scolded his wife. As she got out of the car and hurried inside to retrieve her glasses, he yelled to her, “While you’re in there, you might as well get my hat and credit card!”

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Reflections: Will I ever get done?

I have often put my life on hold using one little word,

AFTER. I wonder if others do the same. See if any of my excuses are ones you can relate too.

After the office is clean, I will have time to write.
After the house is clean, I will invite company for dinner.
After I lose weight, I will buy a swimsuit.
After my children are out of school, I will have more time to study the Bible.
After I catch up on all my TV series, I will have time to visit friends.
After I clean the garage, I will have a place to park the car.
After I get a treadmill, I will start exercising.

Recently, I had a few light bulb moments, or a blonde epiphany, (is that legal?)

The office will never be clean enough.
The house will never be perfect enough.
No matter how much weight I lose or gain, I will NEVER buy a swimsuit.
When your children finish school, marry, and have children of their own we will never have time.We will be too busy attending ball games, recitals, soccer, having sleepovers, taking pictures and having fun. Grandchildren automatically move to top priority.
A TV series is never done; there is always another new one to watch.
Landscaping and yard work is a weekly task, the weeds and grass just keep growing.
If the garage is cleaned out we will have to rent a large storage unit. Besides the car looks good outside and everyone knows where we live.
I will never start exercising when I get a treadmill, bicycle, or the Wii. If I haven’t started before now nothing else will help.

I have wasted a lot of time waiting for the “AFTERS” to get done so I could move onto the important tasks. The Bible says now is the time to use what we have to serve and honor God. I don’t want my life to get stuck with the afters and never get to the serving of others. I want to keep moving forward, onward and upward, running the race well.©

Philippians 2:16 (NLT)

Hold firmly to the word of life; then, on the day of Christ’s return, I will be proud that I did not run the race in vain and that my work was not useless.

1 Corinthians 9:16

Don’t you realize that in a race everyone runs, but only one person gets the prize?

So run to win!

Dear Friends, thank you for stopping by and spending your time with me today, I love each of you.

What are your favorite “after” excuses? I would love to hear from you and get your opinion on these thoughts

Hugs to All, Lovingly Karan

Dec 09 2016

The Reindeer Games

Author: Karan Gleddie • Discussion: 2 Comments

The Reindeer Games

The game show contestant was only 200 points behind the leader and about to answer the final question – worth 500 points!”

To be today’s champion,” the show’s smiling host intoned,”name two of Santa’s reindeer.”The contestant, a man in his early thirties, gave a sigh of relief, gratified that he had drawn such an easy question. “Rudolph!” he said confidently, “and, …Olive!”

The studio audience started to applaud (like the little sign above their heads said to do,) but the clapping quickly faded into mumbling, and the confused host replied, “Yes, we’ll accept Rudolph, but could you please explain…’Olive?!?'”

“You know,” the man circled his hand forward impatiently and began to sing, “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer – had a very shiny nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say it glowed. *Olive,* the other reindeer…” Author unknown

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Reflections:

This last year has had many highs and lows for me as well as being a year of reflection. As I have traveled this last year, I am constantly aware people seem unsettled and fear their future. I’ve often said, “Life is tough if I wasn’t laughing I would be crying”. I think others are feeling the same way.

Wh coffee-and-me en your life turns upside down it has a way of giving you a whole new perspective on what is important.

In reflection I have learned when life is tough I need to focus on the priceless treasures in my life. God’s love, my family and friends who encourage and pray for me. I am blessed.

The lessons I have learned about myself this year have been enlightening, as I struggle to do better with God’s help:

I need to learn to be a better friend and family member by keeping closer contact and letting each person know how much I love and appreciate them.
I need to be more faithful in my accountability to writing, which I know God has called me to do.
I need to answer emails quickly. I am a procrastinator, then I feel embarrassed because time has slipped away from me. (To those who have written please forgive me, it was not intentional, I am just embarrassed) I will do better.
I need to have more faith and trust God as I march into the future. (He sees the BIG picture I don’t) I’m a memo girl, but unfortunately, God doesn’t send memos.

“The best Christmas gift of all is the presence of our families and friends all wrapped up in love for one another “. I believe that is true, no matter what our circumstance or need.

This year as we come into the Christmas season, there will be joy and expectation knowing we have the presence of our loved ones and friends. And as we wrap our love around each one, we will lovingly remember those who could not be with us.

I wish each of you a Merry Christmas and pray that the Christ of Christmas will bless your homes as you prepare for the Holiday Season.©

Luke 2: 13 & 14

Suddenly, the angel was joined by a vast host of others—the armies of heaven—praising God and saying,

“Glory to God in highest heaven,
and peace on earth to those with whom God is pleased.”

Lovingly, Karan Gleddie

Thank you, dear friends for spending your time with me,

Have a wonderful weekend be safe. Hugs to all.

Nov 27 2016

I Have A New Puzzle For Thanksgiving !

Author: Karan Gleddie • Discussion: No Comments

I Have A New Puzzle For Thanksgiving !

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, “Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started.

He asks, “What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?”

The blonde says, “According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger.” Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.

She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, looks at the box, then turns to her and says,

“First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger.”

He takes her hand and says, “Second, I want you to relax. Let’s have a nice cup of tea and then…” he sighs…”Let’s put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box.”

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Reflections:

Being thankful seems like a hard place to be when life is complicated. Many times I have listened as people share a heavy load they carry and admired how they survive the storms of life with thankful hearts. They press on with a confident determination, always seeing a brighter future and moving forward.

There have been many times in my life when I have been heartbroken, disappointed and saddened by life lessons that are hard to understand.

patients This last week I have was reminded that when we live our lives touching others we cannot always know the loads they carry or the loneliness they feel.

My husband Lyle had a doctors’ appointment on Thursday, I also needed to have blood tests. As we waited I took a number for the lab as the room was full of patients. After an hour I checked with the lab technician to see if I had missed her call for number 23. With a short snip, she told me to sit down and would let me know when she needed me!

As I walked back to my seat I told my husband the technician was a bag and rude; I prayed she would not do my blood work. I sat there and steamed a little, not nice I know but it felt justified. Lol. Do you feel like that some days?

Finally, my number 23 is called, “Oh no it was her, Mrs. Grumpy pants.”

I sat down and answered her relevant questions, where I lived, name, age and such. I smiled and tried to be nice, and thanked her for her time and effort. As I left she shocked me with a thank you for being so kind and considerate. She said it had been a rough day.

Boy did I feel guilty! How often do I need reminding, “Assumptions are shaky things to rely on: and situations are not always as they appear?”

I am so thankful that God has given me flash points in my life to remind me He is faithful to His love and promises. I may get upset, angry and emotional, but when I stand still and look up I know that God is always with me, and continues to love me. I am thankful every day He still teaches me new lessons about myself and others. Even when I fail He is not finished with me yet!©

For my yoke is easy to bear, and the burden I give you is light.”

Matthew 11: 30 (NLT)

Yes, I can be thankful, I know I am never alone.

Thank you for dropping by and sharing your time with me.

Do you ever have doubts about God and his plans?

I would love to hear from you. Have a great week! Hugs to All!

Lovingly, Karan

If you have any Blonde Joke, stories, and funny cartoons,

please send them to me and I will share them.

We all enjoy a good giggle. Hugs

Nov 20 2016

I’ve found A Secret

Author: Karan Gleddie • Discussion: 2 Comments

I’ve found A Secret

A little boy opened the old family Bible with fascination. He looked at the old pages carefully as he turned them.

Then something fell out of the Bible and he picked it up and looked at it closely.

It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages.

“Mommy look what I have found,” the boy called out.

“What have you got there dear?” his mother asked.

With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered: “I’ve just found Adam’s clothes!”

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Reflections :

As I have gotten more mature (don’t you love that word) I assumed I would be wiser, more disciplined, and have more time. You know having, “All my ducks in a row.” Which if you think about it is not reality.

Some day’s life does not go the way I want it too. I can write lists, make my plans and try to get some sense of order, yet life does not stop because I have a bad day. Have you ever felt like that?

I am thankful that as each new day comes, I can choose to find something to be thankful for. I am learning how to find joy in the moments. This is a lifelong journey, and a fast learner I am not.

Not because my life is perfect, but because I have a friend who loves me through the circumstances of my life. He is the shield who blocks the sting and protects me in his perfect will. Nothing touches me that does not go through the cross first.

Although I will always have my share of bad hair days, bags under my eyes, blow my diet and lose my temper. I am safe and secure in the knowledge that God’s love and forgiveness are constant, unconditional and forever. He is my Friend, He is enough.©

How precious is your unfailing love, O God! All humanity finds shelter in the shadow of your wings. Psalm 36:7

Lovingly, Karan

Thank you for dropping by and sharing your time with me.

What helps you cope with bad days? I would love to hear What You do.

Hugs to All

Have a great week!

Nov 12 2016

Thank You, Dear Friends

Author: Karan Gleddie • Discussion: No Comments

Thank You, Dear Friends

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Your Insights From my October 15, 2016 Survey

I promised to summarize my results from my survey, which I sent out on October 15, 2016. I want to share the conclusions I have as a result of the data. Thank you to each one who took the time to respond. It has helped me to understand who my readers are and to write what interests you.

servey I love to write and laugh, but ultimately I want to bring a little sunshine and laughter to your world also.

As a point of reference, I had eight brave souls complete the survey so far. The survey was anonymous and each person was a number. I like surveys like that so people feel that they can give an honest opinion about the questions. If you haven’t taken the survey, I will add the link at the end of today’s blog and give you the opportunity to do so. It is not too late, and I value your thoughts.

Based on my readers’ comments, here are some of those conclusions:

Q 1. The average age of my readers are:

45 to 54 – 12.50%
55 to 64 – 00%
65 to 74 – 00%
75 or older – 12.50%

Q 2. In what country do you currently reside?

United States – 50.00%
Canada – 37.50%
Other (please specify) – 12.50%

Response:

7 months in Canada…5 months in Arizona. 11/1/2016 5:12 PM

Q 3. How often do you log into social media networks (e.g. Facebook, Google+, etc.)?

Less than a few times a month 50%
A few times a month – 0.00%
A few times a week – 25.00%
About once a day – 25.00%
More than once a day – 37.50%

Q4. How did you hear about my blog and website?

Friends – 25.00%
Family – 37.50%
Other (please specify) – 37.50%

Responses:

I don’t remember. Maybe through someone in Stonecroft? 11/1/2016 5:12 PM
From you. 10/16/2016 8:43 PM
Saw it online & realized I knew you, Karan! 10/16/2016 12:24 PM

Q 5. Compared to our competitors, is our blog and website quality better, worse, or about the same?

A great deal better – 0.00%
Quite a bit better – 42.86%
About the same – 14.29%
Somewhat worse – 0.00%
Quite a bit worse – 0.00%
A great deal worse – 0.00%
Don’t know – 42.86%

Q 6. How likely is it that you would recommend our blog and website to a friend or colleague?

96% – 11/1/2016 5:12 PM
95% – 10/30/2016 3:20 PM
85% – 10/16/2016 8:43 PM
50% – 10/16/2016 12:24 PM
99% – 10/16/2016 11:08 AM
64% – 10/16/2016 8:04 AM
73% – 10/16/2016

Q 7. What changes would most improve our blog and website?

I have sent it on or friends I thought would enjoy it. I can’t think of any changes. 11/1/2016 5:12
Results from readers when you ask their opinions. 10/30/2016 3:20 PM
Better proofreading – some grammatical errors and misspellings. 10/16/2016 12:24 PM
Maybe you could have encouragement to memorize scripture, a passage a week cause we all need to know Gods word, have it in our hearts and minds especially now when our Christian faith is being challenged in the laws of our country and persecution of our beliefs is rapidly becoming the norm. 10/16/2016 11:08 AM
Newer jokes. Have heard most of them. 10/16/2016 7:47 AM

Q 8. What do you like most about our blog and website?

Responses:

You’re down to earth anecdotes, the bible quotes, and Auntie Acid for a bit of humor. Also the blond jokes. 11/1/2016 5:12 PM
Bringing God’s Word into each situation. 10/30/2016 3:20 PM
The stories. 10/16/2016 8:43 PM
Uplifting and encouraging. LOW stress! Lovely Christian encouragement. 10/16/2016 12:24 PM
Your stories and encouragement, sharing your heart and applicable scriptures. Love the humor, things that make me laugh out loud. 10/16/2016 11:08 AM
Funny and inspiring. 10/16/2016 8:04 AM
Friendly, loving. 10/16/2016 7:47 AM

Q 9. What topics would you most like to learn about or discuss at our blog and website?

Responses:

Humor and Inspiration – 50.00%
Image and Fashion – 0.00%
Both = 50.00%
Other (please specify) – 0.00%

Q 10. Do you have any other comments, questions, or concerns about our website, writer or content?

Responses:

Thank you for doing it! 11/1/2016 5:12 PM
Yes, the writer is such a pretty lady! 10/16/2016 11:08 AM
Refreshing. 10/16/2016 7:47 AM

I am praying that I will be able to make my blog posts, emails, and resources more interesting, and relevant to you. Thank you to each of you dear friends.

If you feel you missed out on the survey, you can still take the survey and add your comments. The results are completely anonymous, and I will not share your results with anyone. Just click below.

I Would Love to Help. Take me to the Survey!

Have a great weekend, Hugs to all.

Lovingly, Karan

Karan K. Gleddie

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Articles

A Holiday Road Trip?

Philippians 2:16 (NLT)

The Reindeer Games

I Have A New Puzzle For Thanksgiving !

I’ve found A Secret

Thank You, Dear Friends