ATTENTION: Male and Female ATM bank procedures
A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts. After months of careful research, MALE & FEMALE Procedures have been developed.
Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.
Male procedure:
- 1. Drive up to the cash machine
- 2. Put down your car window.
- 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
- 4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
- 5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
- 6. Drive off.
Female procedures: What is really funny is that most of this part is the Truth, at least for me!
- 1. Drive up to cash machine.
- 2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
- 3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
- 4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
- 5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
- 6. Attempt to insert card into machine..
- 7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
- 8. Insert card.
- 9. Re-insert card the right way.